It wouldn't be Christmas in Birmingham without the Haribo stall, the phallic chocolate cakes with wafer bottoms and liquid mallow centre, the decorative wooden merry-go-rounds, the vintage Victoriana corkscrew slide, the crowds gathering around the Deutsche bars for a weissbier, and the garlic-bulb shaped 'Knobi Brot' stall selling garlic bread topped with a healthy sized portion of garlic sausage and drizzled with garlic sauce.
It's the one occasion we all forget who won the war and embrace a currywurst and a pint of Erdinger.